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14/11
The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

Don’t ever try to diss any of these historical figures. You will feel the burn for the rest of your life.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Vs. An Admirer

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

Thomas Reed Vs. Henry Clay

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

Winston Churchill Vs. Lady Astor

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

NY Mayor Ed Koch Vs. Andrew Kirtzman

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

After the reporter insisted on pressing a point about an inconsistent statement Koch had made.
Groucho Marx Vs. A Contestant on “You Bet Your Life”

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

Groucho Marx Vs. A Contestant on “You Bet Your Life”
Abraham Lincoln Vs. Stephen Douglas

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

Abraham Lincoln Vs. Stephen Douglas
Calvin Coolidge Vs. An Opera Singer

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

Pierre Trudeau Vs. Richard Nixon

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

Upon hearing that Nixon had called him an asshole.
Upon hearing that Nixon had called him an asshole.

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

Morris had just been passed over for the Poet Laureateship.
Mohandas Gandhi Vs. Western Civilization

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

Miriam Hopkins Vs. An Anonymous Singer

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

John Wilkes Vs. John Montagu

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

Senator Fritz Hollings Vs. Henry McMastor

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

When challenged by his Republican opponent during a televised debate to take a drug test.
James McNeill Whistler Vs. Oscar Wilde

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

After Whistler had made a particularly witty observation.
Bill Clinton Vs. Dan Quayle

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

After Quayle revealed that he planned to be “a pit bull” in the 1992 campaign against Clinton and Gore.
Niels Bohr Vs. A Reporter

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

Reverend Edward Everett Hale Vs. The U.S. Senate

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

When asked if he prayed for the Senators.
Dorothy Parker Vs. New Yorker Editor Harold Ross

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

Parker had been on her honeymoon, when Harold Ross interrupted her to ask why she was late with a book review.
Edna Ferber Vs. Noel Coward

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

Coward was remarking upon the fact that Ferber was wearing a tailored suit.
Henry Clay Vs. Massachusetts Senator Daniel Webster

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

After seeing a pack of mules walk by.
Winston Churchill Vs. A Member Of Parliament

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

Alcibiades Vs. Pericles

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

Calvin Coolidge Vs. Some Random Lady At A White House Dinner

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

Calvin Coolidge Vs. Some Random Lady At A White House Dinner

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

Calvin Coolidge Vs. Some Random Lady At A White House Dinner
Robert Benchley Vs. A Man In Uniform

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

Abraham Lincoln Vs. A Foreign Diplomat

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

After the diplomat found Lincoln polishing his boots in his office.
Muhammad Ali Vs. Joe Frazier

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

Ilka Chase Vs. An Anonymous Actress

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

Chief Justice Melville W. Fuller Vs. An Attendee At A Church Conference

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

After the man ranted against university education and thanked God that he had never been corrupted by going to college.
Winston Churchill Vs. George Bernard Shaw

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

Winston Churchill Vs. Bessie Braddock

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

Earnest Hemingway Vs. William Faulkner

The 32 Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time (32 pics)

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