Jul
05/12
Funniest Floating Head Ads (22 pics)

Back in the mid-20th century, before the creative Mad Men came along and swept them aside, spokes-heads were the tits.

Funniest Floating Head Ads (22 pics)

Funniest Floating Head Ads (22 pics)

The bodiless porter is singin’ the blues cause all the businessmen are using Listerine to get rid of their dandruff, so he ain’t got no suit brushing to do, which equals no tips. Also, because he has no penis.

Funniest Floating Head Ads (22 pics)

What stomach?

Funniest Floating Head Ads (22 pics)

And, soft shrooms.

Funniest Floating Head Ads (22 pics)

Get the mop ready!

Funniest Floating Head Ads (22 pics)

I’m good at cunnilingus.

Funniest Floating Head Ads (22 pics)

What he said.

Funniest Floating Head Ads (22 pics)

Burping out his neck.

Funniest Floating Head Ads (22 pics)

I can’t get…AHEAD.

Funniest Floating Head Ads (22 pics)

Pretty. I bet she’s got a hot bod.

Funniest Floating Head Ads (22 pics)

I’m getting head tonight…oh wait.

Funniest Floating Head Ads (22 pics)

Funniest Floating Head Ads (22 pics)

No, not an ad, but Fats Waller.

Funniest Floating Head Ads (22 pics)

They sacrificed their bodies in the war, but at least they get free ice cream.

Funniest Floating Head Ads (22 pics)

Funniest Floating Head Ads (22 pics)

Arthur Godfrey’s big head.

Funniest Floating Head Ads (22 pics)

Clean-shaven submissive head of sales seeks Dom with barbed wire.

Funniest Floating Head Ads (22 pics)

Yeah, I need a jockstrap like I need another hole in my head.

Funniest Floating Head Ads (22 pics)

Lung cancer, smung cancer.

Funniest Floating Head Ads (22 pics)

Seems legit.

Funniest Floating Head Ads (22 pics)

Funniest Floating Head Ads (22 pics)

Even celebs were be-bodied in ads.

Funniest Floating Head Ads (22 pics)

Can’t drown without lungs.

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